Dating Sucks

I went on a horrible date last night. I’m not sure why I even went, I think I was feeling lonely. I meet a guy from Match.com who didn’t post up his picture. I normally ask for a picture but we were talking for a few days, and he suddenly asked me to have drinks with him last night, and I just never got around to getting a picture from him.

He was FAT and UGLY! I’m sure he’s over 300lbs. I weigh 125lbs, so he could literally be three times my weight. Holy shit, if he sat on me I would DIE!

I felt so awkward when I saw him, because I just wanted to run away, but I felt so sorry for him. I’m sure he’s never had a girlfriend his whole life. So I decided that I would sit through one drink before I said I needed to meet my friend for dinner downtown. I could tell he was nervous. There’s something so sad about a grown man being nervous to talk to a woman. We didn’t talk about the weight thing at all. Instead I babbled about work, and how I really wish I could find a new job. He seemed like a nice guy, but I just couldn’t get over his appearance. Alright, I’m shallow, but I can only deal with so much.

After about 30 minutes and a martini I called it quits. I basically got up and said it was really nice to meet you, but I need to get going to meet some friends downtown. I stood as far away as possible so that he wouldn’t try to huge me or touch me at all. I basically waved good bye and ran off.

I’m sure he got the hint, but I still feel guilty.